it's been a while

2010-03-25T07:49:00.000-07:00

HOLY CRAP IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE BLOGGED, ALMOST ONE AND A HALF YEARS!

It is actually a very bad time for me to revive my blog now since I am in army and doing so many things such as gushing awesomeness from my pores. but I guess my good friends know that I always blog at the most inappropriate/busy times because I am a badass and a rebel. I am an awesome rebel, getting invitations from Han Solo to team up with him against badasses like Darth Vader, but because I am a badass rebel I have decided to refrain from choosing sides and instead tread the lonely path of true awesomeness.

Life has really changed alot, for example me maturing into a man. The reputation of my manliness far exceeded my imagination, with Tarzan himself sitting in the tree outside my house begging me for advice on how to become more manly. I found it difficult to communicate with him but I drew a picture of a boat and I think he finally understood that taking up canoeing would make him a man because only manly people are allowed to take up canoeing.

I think I will continue blogging at a later point in time because I am actually very busy. BREAKING ROCKS WITH MY BEAR HANDS. WHICH I TOOK FROM A BEAR. WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!

Thanks kevinlim for still coming to read my crap :D

2008-12-20T04:26:00.000-08:00

My blog has been dead for over 2 months D: but now that the year is about to end, i guess it's important that i sum up the year in a few lessons that i've learnt, such that next time when i grow up, i can look back and think 'what the fuck?', which would doubtlessly have therapeutic qualities. it would also provide the additional benefit of teaching juniors perhaps a few survival skills in JC, which is a huge difference from secondary school.

Lesson 1:

Fuck up your secondary school results.

It is important to keep in mind when you are secondary 4 to do badly (or at least, not to do very well) in school. In fact, this should be your top priority, simply because if you do well, you will be dumped in a class full of people who love to do nothing but study (and hence did well). Hence, if you have only enough memory space for one thing, it should be the fact that secondary school life is meant to be fun, and not to study (perhaps paul tern should take notes). Considering the fact that you will be going to RJC anyway, you should make full use of this opportunity to prevent fking up your life, and instead fking up your results. Because when you go to jc i'm pretty sure you will wish you could go back to secondary school and mess up your life. I'm glad i did, but i obviously did not mess it up enough.

Lesson 2:

There are many more idiots than you think there are.

This is another important lesson that i have learnt in RJC, which is that no matter how retarded you think someone is, there will be someone equally retarded, or even more retarded. For example, in sec4, i thought jorel was retarded. Okay, i admit this was a bad example, simply because there are few as retarded as him. However in JC, there are also idiots who would love to spend every break discussing their studies, their abilities (at studying and in general being a wanker) and their grades. Sometimes, they also love to throw in some chemistry or biology discussion, in order to make things cooler and more hip to the public. Of course, I might be the idiot, because of my inability to comprehend the coolness of studying and boasting about my results, and also completing the syllabus before everyone else. Perhaps I am just too lousy in order to hang with this awesome crowd. There are also some idiots who assume 'there is no gravity' when completing physics exams (I think i might be overlapping with my earlier sentence dealing with jorel. however, i'd like to keep the identity of such idiots a secret) and sometimes it never ceases to amaze me how retarded people can get. If you ever spot such idiots, especially those who look like shit and love to mug, please help to sterilize them. With bullets, if you can find some. If not, use your hands.

Lesson 3:

Girls like money.

If you are a guy, it is vital that you grasp this concept. Which is that girls love money. In RJC it is possible to find girls who love receiving gifts from you without repaying you in any way. These golddiggers (whom i guess are kinda like smart prostitutes) are hard to recognize, because some of them are able to pretend to have feelings for you, whereas what they actually have feelings for is your wallet. Which although should be in your pocket, pretty close to your penis, is not really that great as you might think. In fact, many girls would love to have money thrown at them by various guys, and is probably the only reason why she would talk to them in the first place. So, I think that it's a really important lesson to learn, which is that girls like money probably a lot more than they like you. Unless you are made of money. Then I'd like you too, and would probably start touching you. *rustle rustle* ooh dollar notes! and... is that your pennies?

Lesson 4:

Ugly camwhores should be shot dead.

This is yet another crucial lesson which i think should be emphasized to the entire student population. Although I must admit there is nothing wrong with camwhoring, camwhores who look ugly should be killed immediately. This is because with the increase in numbers of social networking websites such as Facebook, it is inevitable that an ugly girl (guys who like to camwhore are usually fags) will end up spamming it with photos of herself, robbing decent people of their eyesight and quite possibly, lives. Such visual terrorists should be locked up, because being visually assaulted by 10000 photos of ugly people smiling at cameras is more than some can handle, and should in fact be classified a Weopon of Mass Distruction. If i were the president, i would go to rjc, and declare a large 'camwhoring session'. I would then separate the eager goodlooking camwhores from the ugly ones, and shoot the latter with huge bullets shaped like cameras so that there would be quite a large quantity of irony involved (getting shot by a camera). I would then proceed to take (nude) pictures with the goodlooking camwhores. But i guess such things are only the stuff of dreams.

Lesson 5:

Your old friends are best.

Remember that it's hard to find good times like that anymore.

I realise that there are still many more valuable lessons that I have picked up, and will be able to pass on to others, and that just one post is not enough. So i shall post again tomorrow.

One day i will write a book and earn lots of money. then i will eat the money. and perhaps the book as well.

Because i am awesome like that.

NO TIME

2008-10-15T08:18:00.000-07:00

i realise my blog has been really really neglected and i'm sorryy i've just been really busy lately! once my physics olympiad shit is over i'll start blogging nonsense all over again (: thanks to all those who actually come down to read my crap!

see you guys in school!!!!!!1!

Good Charlotte - Where would we be now

I smile, you laugh, I look away
I sigh, you ask me why, I say,
It's ok and I am just feeling' down
Your hand on mine
I hear the words
If only love had found us first,
Our lives they would be different, oh

So I stand and wait,
I am just a man, oh
Where would we be now baby,
If we found each other first,
Where would we be now baby,
And now I must confess, that I'm a sinking ship
And I'm anchored by the weight of my heart
Cause it's filled with these feelings
But I keep my true thoughts locked, beside my hearts black box
And it won't be found, it won't survive through the smoke or the wreckage
So I crash and burn,
I got a lot of things to learn, oh

Where would we be now baby,
If we found each other first
What would you do now darling,
If I said these simple words
I'll wait, I'll wait
As long as you want
But where would we be now baby

I'll wait, I'll wait

Where would we be now baby,
If we found each other first
What would you do now darling,
If I said these simple words
I'll wait, I'll wait
As long as you want
But where would we be now baby
I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait

2008-09-03T05:23:00.000-07:00

kevinlim and i had a discussion a few weeks back about what we 4P ppl are going to be when we grow up. after much thought and effort (15 minutes or so on msn) we came up with a list on what we will probably become in the decades to come!

so here's the list of things. maybe 20 years down the road we can come back and check and see if we got them right (:

1. carvin - random number generator
2. tedric - drug lord
3. gareth - soccer player with homosexual scandals
4. jorel - math and antigravity teacher
5. chee - bye
6. nat - bra mannequin / food taster
7. gan - pimp with da white trench coat / jacket thing
8. slau - Golden Army Gangsta
9. merrill - azumerrill
10. daniel - dicktator of singapore
11. leoson - chief economic advisor to the sultan of brunei
12. kevinlim - malaysian charged for sodomy (as usual)
13. moses - Golden Army Wanksta
14. hiokhong - the one who will secks my butt D:
15. edmund - the one who will secks 5-year old girls' butts
16. paultern - the one who will secks textbooks' butts
17. seetow - Master Baker / President of Singapore/ in jail (most likely)
18. bentay - internationally wanted assasin, arsonist, terrorist, rapist etc
19. jotham - transexual prostitute
20. tzern - the one you will put in your mouth (omg sounds damn wrong)
21. ding - on-foot delivery man with homosexual scandals
22. joshua - pr0n distributor
23. tom - the one girls want to buttsecks
24. will - corrupt police official
25. peng - china figurehead/headfigure/head/head/head

just a very short post to keep my blog alive ^^ and eh. i think this list is actually going to be quite accurate!!! just have to wait and see!!!

nday

2008-08-09T06:12:00.000-07:00

waow it has been a really long time since i last blogged! a shitload of stuff has happened like 4P chalet, CTs, match supports, buttsecks and of course, national day! 4P chalet was seriously awesome and we took alot of photographs which were mainly people pointing their middle fingers or hiok humping my ass.

there, a nice picture of me getting raped by jotham and hiokhong and nat and TOM (!?) and with bentay and spastic grinning in the background. X_X wtf huh! but not bad la chalet was damn fking fun, i seriously cannot wait for the end of year chalet which will be even more awesome cos everybody will be staying the full duration and going crazy! and btw guys paul tern's bday is coming up soon, i think i will pass around a list of what you guys would like to be done to him and we will hardcore on his bday PAUL TERN IF YOU READ THIS (which i doubt you do) YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!

national day was damn funny xD spent like 4 hours stoning with kat and only managed to watch 25 minutes of Kung Fu Hustle wtf i'm sure library counter close at 330 do what shit! talking about doing shit, chocolate stick! knvm. then after that for the actual celebration i sat with seetow and slau and tamichiobu and lisa and bentay and joshua and nat and kat and joanne and holy shit, we went totally insane. it was almost like being back in ri again! threw lightsticks up onto the gallery where the teachers were sitting, then threw them onto the stage. seetow broke a lightstick i think, since his back was glowing in the dark, wtf! swore like crazy at every single thing (actually even when there was nothing), sang all the songs damn loudly, and fked up my throat pretty badly in the process since i was screaming non stop for the 2 hours! after that took a few photos with naomi and kat like

and

and

then after that went for some hardcore phototaking on the rooftop with 4P where we had chainbuttsecks and suicide shots and of course our traditional taupok peng photos and middle finger photos! i hope those don't get uploaded anywhere public cos that would be quite bad for all our reputations (ESPECIALLY PAUL TERN WHO WAS PARTICIPATING IN THEM)!!! 4P we should really have more of these kinda sessions, maybe next one during teacher's day or smth! it should coincide with paul tern's birthday so that would be really really awesome and violent (hence awesome)!!

this is the end of my blogpost i hope i get to update my blog more often ): see you guys around in school!

i wish i were at chalet

2008-06-11T01:14:00.000-07:00

i just had a msn conversation with seetow not long ago, and after abit of discussion about our chalet, we started talking about life in our old class. and well damn, i miss all of you buggers so much wtf!

i know i've not even been close to a good student in sec3 and sec4, and i didn't mug hard or make a conscious effort to do well in subjects. i know that if i had studied, i would probably have gotten something higher than 3.76 for my gpa. but you know what? if i had a chance to go all the way back to sec3, when we first started screwing up our lessons and messing with our teachers' heads, i wouldn't change anything at all! i'd do everything over again. in a sense, i'd be throwing away my chance for shit like winning awards or some other crap, but damn, i'd do it all.

and i want you guys to know that you've been my best pals for 2 years, and all of you have taught me alot. i came into sec3 an insensitive asshole and you guys have made me a better person, basically into who i am today. i've not always been the best role model (never even been one) but i've always tried to be a good friend. i appreciate the fact i was never alone when i ran into trouble and when i needed help with my life. it was the best 2 years i'd ever known!

thanks specially goes out to tzern, who was with me every step of the way.

things i miss the most:

-when yougotpenged first came into existence
-gluing stuff to the ceiling and the walls
-taupoking the fathead & headboy
-bullying the spastic
-jorel 'stooking his head' in the microwave
-is you blind?
-sleeping in every class
-doing homework diligently (HAHA RIGHT)
-kevinlim's oral defense
-reinforced service pack 2
-hanging out with tzern slau and seetow
-playing soccer during PE
-coming back late for math
-playing slau's psp during chinese
-playing intheclass softball
-our philo and CLE lessons (rmb the samuel incident?)
-the day paul tern said fk
-the great chem escape
-reckless driving on gan's mac
-jotham the slut
-'accidentally' breaking stuff in class
-eating in class in front of will
-ponning assembly together
-'unlocking' the 3P doors
-pissing off all our teachers with our warped logic
-the bio lesson with the visualizer and teck beng
-all the vulgarities written on the 4P walls
-the mealworms (are they still there?)
-playing lierro in class for the 2 hours before bio paper started
-getting scolded together
-fong say fong say fong say fong
-bye chee bye chee bye chee bye
-class chalets
-not giving a shit about anything besides to have fun
-the days we all spent together!!1!

damn. there're so many more things which makes me wish we'd taken more photos back then. but i guess what's important are the memories! and i'll be seeing all of you tomorrow in the chalet (:

if only i had another day to live it all again!

but for a moment, it was as if I was in love again.

update

2008-06-01T07:16:00.000-07:00

hahaha omg i nearly forgot something very funny that happened during the camp! this conversation occurred in the bus from the mangrove back to the campsite.

stefan: who wants biscuits? *passes around biscuits*
slau and i: *look at each other* SOGGY BISCUIT!!!
stefan: do you want the biscuits or not?
slau and i: WHO WANT SOGGY BISCUIT
stefan: fine my biscuit soggy you all don't want to eat lor!

hahahaha wtf slau and i laughed till we nearly died. soggy biscuit!!! wtf!!!!1!

i sure hope stefan has gotten the joke by now. it would not be cool for him to offer other people soggy biscuits. o_o shit.

my blog lives again!

2008-06-01T04:24:00.000-07:00

my blog lives again!! after 1 month of inactivity! thanks for tagging people >< i'm surprised you guys bother to come down to look at my inactive blog. shit manz i saw slau's blog got hell lot of posts; my one for like half a year only got like 10 posts. knn!!! nvm will try post more, especially after 4P chalet!!

i think i will blog about ccal camp!

when i first heard about ccal camp i quite sian la, cos i mean have to buy backpack, buy wetshoes, buy chee buy, buy so much stuff, then one week of my holidays also gone! but then after the camp i realise that actually, it wasn't too bad after all. at the camp we did alot of cock stuff like play stupit games, climb stupit walls, talk to stupit ppl (basically discuss math with olivia! okay joking joking >< please dont cry), etc etc.

the first day we had to go to some mud place to camp out, which sucked (even tho olivia's cooking not bad) cos the ground was srsly damn screwed up and in the middle of the night yiyun suddenly shouted 'MERRILL! CAN CHANGE TENT!?' and i was quite wtf COS I WAS ALR HALF ASLEEP!!! KNN! but in the end changed tent, and i realised that it must have been quite difficult for them to sleep there cos it was on a whole bunch of rocks and i spent my night with a rock fitted up my arse. rock. yes. it is an R. not a C. it was quite a loser day because the whole day also never do anything, then have to pee in the forest (later mosquito bite there, i duno what to do)!! our teacher facilitator mr lan was srsly quite cool because i must have said a hundred 'f**k's and he didn't do anything but laugh, even at one point where yiyun screamed 'WHAT THE F**K' really loudly when she scalded her hand. not bad! for our reflections we didnt really do shit, just talked abit of crap, took a piss in the bushes, and went to sleep earlier than anyone else.

second day was some insane shit, where we had dragon boating! our dragon boating was damn screwed up because first we were shouting '1... 2.. 1.. 2..' which didn't work and then pauline started shouting 'in.. out.. in.. out..' WHICH IS QUITE SICK LA, SERIOUSLY LOR then in the end we settled on 'B.. J.. B.. J..' which mr lan didn't seem to mind. pauline started talking some crap about how 'too much BJ (ben and jerry's) make your mouth numb' and i nearly fell off my boat laughing. shitz. then after that we slacked for an hour or so (our group went to steal other ppl's food and medical supplies, whoops) before going on the freaking land expedition, or in some alien language, wakatopi trail. chengwen and i carried some 30kg piece of shit for like 4-5 km through a fking jungle!! i must admit my groupmates were very encouraging and i really appreciated it. but hot damn, after that we had to make our way (a very stupid way) out of the jungle and finally we were released from that fking jungle. after that we went back to washup and there was some night game where we basically cheated and talked rubbish for one and a half hours. but it was okay, because at least i got a proper bath! too bad night time i had some screwed up dream of the wakatopi trail and in my dream, when it was over i was so tired i fell asleep. and that was when i woke up from my dream. WTF!!!

third day was pretty boring, some reforestation stuffs but on the bus i realised that pauline could really sing! damn i was impressed. hahaha slau pauline and sherrie kept singing on the bus trip and i must admit they're pretty good. hmm. but you guys kept me from sleeping, so fk all of you. -_- during reforestation slau's butt got stuck in the mud HAHA and chengwen got bitten by some weird shit so he shouted 'F***K*NG CH**BYE' and everybody was laughing their asses off (except slau, whose ass was unfortunately stuck in the mud). before that was some rafting activity where we had to build a raft. our raft chao imba shit, go damn freaking far, but also take damn mother long to go back to shore -_- and the last part of day 3 was the campfire, which was not bad (cos of the food) and during the campfire i couldn't help lying to people. for example when we were told to shift away from the shore i started shouting 'GUYS, PLEASE MOVE TOWARDS THE SEA' then got people really follow >< after the entire campfire when we were told to clear our rubbish i shouted 'GUYS, BURY YOUR SHIT UNDER THE SAND' then got people really bury la wth!!1! i really didn't know what to say. during the song 'pass it on' slau chengwen and i didn't know any lyrics besides 'pass it on', so we shouted really loudly 'PASS IT ON PASS IT ON PASS IT ON' even when everybody had stopped singing. ohwells. is the thought that counts!

on the fourth day we just packed all our shit and left the campsite. really not much to say. but i realised something. throughout the camp, these are the few phrases i can recall chengwen saying.

'hahaha'
'f**k'
'f**king hell'
'f**king ch**bye'
'f**king kill him'
'f**king kill them'
'step on his face'
'slau, i r*pe your ass'
'yes'
'no'
'slau, dont instigate a fight'

hmm. an interesting assortment!

but anyway, i am glad to have met my ccal group consisting of yiyun (whose thinking is very screwed up), pauline (whose thinking is even more screwed up!! EVEN MORE SCREWED UP THAN MINE!!), zixuan (who started swearing after a while), sherrie loe (street dancer who offered to help me hold the 30kg weight), azizah (even tho i did not really get to know her well), stefan (for consistently taking photos of us, which was abit creepy, and asking me about 'lunchie'), victor (who is still very quiet), olivia (who can cook but cannot count up to 6), chengwen (who apparently likes to kill people) and slau (who kena groin abrasion! haha! jackass!!) and thanks for making the camp so much fun for me! and also thanks to mr lan, who let me swear nonstop for the duration of the camp. if only there were more teachers like you! :D

sia la what a long post. got to go back and mug now!!!!
CHALET IN A WEEK!! I CANNOT WAIT!! ARGHHH!!!!!! SEE YOU GUYS SOON!!!!!

birthday

2008-05-03T07:20:00.000-07:00

hahaha thanks 4P for your very. unique (read: fked up, you buggers!!!) birthday celebration!! just so you guys know, i had to throw away my PE shirt hahahaha cos all the flour started solidifying and shit so i could have like baked a cake with my shirt or something like that D: let's not even talk about the fact that it was bright green. but thanks for the 'card' (i really hope that you guys BOUGHT it, and not obtained it the way i think you all did...) and for making it unvulgar so that i could bring it home and show it to my parents ^^ they say that 4P is a very interesting class. well. interesting is abit of an understatement i guess. and thx for the gifts too! especially the best one which was you guys allowing me to hug peng and dirty his uniform with green sludge ^^ yayyy! and naomi's which was a bunch of pokemon rocks, tzern's (+ other guys') which was a giant blue octopus stuffed toy (unsurprisingly i have no idea what to do with it) and all you other people who wished me happy birthday and gave me strange and disturbing presents. it was certainly a memorable ._. who's birthday is next? BENTAY'S RIGHT?? REVENGE!!1!1 BEN, IF YOU READ THIS, YOU KNOW YOU ARE SCREWED!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

and my braces have been removed ^^ i am really freaking happy.
now hiok has no excuse to gay me! even though.. he probably will continue to... :/ damn.

THX GUYZ FOR EVERYTH K
i will remember it!!
in other words.. for your birthdays.. all of you are going to die!!! :@

random

2008-04-25T05:54:00.000-07:00

holy crap i just came back to my blog and realised it had been dead for almost a month! even before the voting for council! i guess that shows how busy i have been um. studying. very hard. in the library, everyday. ya.

after 4 months in RJC, i've kinda come to terms with my new life, which basically sucks. everyday i go to school, i listen to ppl talk (in the canteen), eat (in the lt) and sleep (also in the lt). it can be said that i'm pretty lucky, after all, i have what some people have failed to achieve. take for example the fact that i got into council, or that i got into SRP, or that i'm in the softball team, or that i have a pokemon-ish name, or that i have two pen- um. ya. two pens! however at the same time, i wouldn't mind trading most of this away (okay maybe not the softball part) for having the life i did in secondary school. my class, although fun, lacks the same 'fk rules' attitude i'm used to, and the close bonds i expected. after school, they all disappear (the scholars go to the library to um. follow the path to enlightenment. actually i think they go and facebook. as in. like. you know... face books...) and i have seriously no idea what to do besides wait for training to start. but then again.. i'm hoping that things will change. after all, it's what happened in secondary 3, and also, it's just something i'd like to believe in. life is for the living. if you feel yours is not, tell me... i'll ~~shoot~~ comfort you.

people tell me, as a councillor, i shouldn't be doing what i'm doing now. which is basically talking alot of crap in school, swearing alot, and peeing on the floor. that last habit is just one i can't seem to get rid of D: okay joking!! but to me, i'm not about to change (unless it's in public, then okay). i mean, i only get 1+ more years in RJC, i'd better get as many good memories as i can, the way it happened in RI! and if breaking some rules here and there allows me to have more fun and more happy memories, then.. hehehe :) of course, if you're the councillor teacher in charge, i didn't mean any of the things i just wrote. i meant um. i am going to make my behavior... exemplary... yes. well, more exemplary than it is now. which is already pretty damn fine! i am like. captain model pupil, just without the underwear!

on a more important note, we beat vjc today :) i am really glad, but i wish i had gotten a chance to play. i hate the fact that i sprained my toe just when i was sure that i'd make the first 9. the feeling sucks, but if the team does well, i'm happy for everyone! hc on wednesday. i won't have recovered by then, but i wish all you guys the best!!! it's a chance for us to prove ourselves! and weehao if you read this, i hope you recover fast! the team needs you..

ohwell, at least it's 2 days to my birthday.

i'm watching as my life falls apart.
sometimes all we need
is a hand to hold.
i miss that shit.

2008-03-31T18:53:00.000-07:00

I have been very bz doing campaigning shit for council. So another 1 month later post )): BUT ONCE THIS CAMPAIGNING CRAP IS OVER, I WILL BE BLOGGING PROPERLY AGAIN!

So you should vote for NAIS, comprising of TingZhang, Ryan Teo, Merrill and Cassandra!

We will give you secks... of love!! (sacks of love) SO VOTE US NAOOO~

Thanks guys :D

2008-03-08T04:57:00.000-08:00

waow it's been nearly a month since i last blogged! damn my memory sucks i actually can't remember much which happened since then ._. besides seetow's birthday. which was a freaking blast!!! too bad for peng tho xD who ask him make us wait so late!!!

hmm this post, unlike my usual insane ones... will be a serious one.

i've realised in rjc that you can really tell who your true friends are and who were jus like hanging around for the heck of it. i mean i really appreciate friends like nic or nat or hiok who bother to sit down with me when i'm eating alone even though they don't have to, unlike those who would pangseh their ex-classmates or even their friends simply to talk to a bunch of girls, or to hang out with a bunch of 'cooler' people. after all, it's hard to find friends who would give up what most would consider fun to be with you. nic even bothered to walk over to talk to me, even tho he was eating with his class. i know if i had to choose between spending the last day of my life with my old pals and say the hottest girls in the world, i'd go with you guys anytime, and get into alot of trouble!!!! after all, last day of my life already... get into trouble also no difference i guess.

i really miss our old class 4P, or at least the members who tried to keep the spirit alive. i know some people aren't really 'there' anymore, like those who'd prefer to go for OG outings or whatever crap, but it can still be seen that the majority of us still remember the times we spent with each other. after all, it was a time special for us. in rjc, would we still go and lan a day before our tests or exams? would we dig holes in the ground (of our classroom, not that we're admitting we did it)? would we go to school early in the morning to play laptop in class, and stay back late to play intheclass softball? would we ever get a mass taupok as our class photo again? would we get the chance to be lowest in the level for our chinese O levels again?? would i ever get humped from the back by hiok again!? i doubt it. except for the last one. because it's still happening. nb. but it's nice to know that i have been a part of something few, if any of us, will get to experience again!

respect to all of you who have the guts to stay true to who you are, and not change simply because you're in a new environment. i've heard of guys backstabbing & pangsehing their friends, being hypocritical and two-faced... all to get a little attention. IMHO, these guys can just go fk themselves. afterall, none of us would have been able to survive our 4 years in ri without our friends. unless you're a no-lifer mugger, and in that case your only friends are your textbooks and probably sunblock. and the library. and vegetables. ya. which you wouldn't have been able to survive without anyway. it's only right that you treat your friends with some respect!

this is by far the most unfunny post i have ever written ._. but if you've read till here, thanks!

maybe i'll post a funnier one next time.. after all it seems some of you like me posting crap. which i like posting anyway. actually not i like, it just ends up like that all the time. please tag leh so i know some people are reading my blog then i will update... if not i will confirm be too lazy to do anything.

and now is the time of the year once again for softballers to hardcore! let's do this rjsoftball!! (Y)

hallo

2008-02-12T06:01:00.000-08:00

i know it's been quite a while since i've blogged but i've been having some personal problems and shit like that but for now everything's okay so... i'm back here again (:

chem class was another toot lesson cos i was sitting wif khai cheong and gokul i think should not anymore cos srsly never learn anything at all!

teacher: 'do you all know??'
kc: 'no!'
me: 'know!'
teacher: 'know or dont know!?'
kc: 'know!'
me: 'no!'
teacher: 'which one?'
kc: 'that one!'
me: 'the damn what one that one!'
teacher: *sigh*

ok you get the idea 0_0 srsly can die wth i think at home better ownself read chem or i'll jus die during the test. i heard the test is damn hard. ok i didn't, i just wanted to say 'test is' because well. it sounds awesome.

i got not much to post leh. omg don't laff when i say i running for council hahahahaha shit ok fine even i laff D: but i might make it k if... i am my usual magical awesome self. i use the word awesome alot, cos it's awesome. and magical. like myself. yep. anyway got nothing much to say (slau bodyslammed a girl during captain's ball hahahaha) and 4P, seetow's birthday is coming, do something special k! like. taupok. or smth la. u know, it's things like these which will make a guy feel touched. very touched. by alot of people at the same time. (:

i'll post more nxt time la! see slau my blog not dead. but your psp is, since it's with me. yay (:

hello

2008-01-31T05:10:00.000-08:00

just to prevent my blog from dying, i am posting once again ^^ even though i not really much to say leh wth nb!

my class is getting more interesting as the days go by so i get this feeling i'll be enjoying myself in a few months to come, even tho i expected to be super bored everyday!

after much though, i have come to the conclusion that i should start listening in lectures, considering the fact that there's not a single lecture in which i have not fallen asleep in. wth ): exams come i confirm fail. i also never do homework. hahaha kidding! i got do! during the lecture before tutorial! good thing always got suichuan and khai cheong to copy from!! okay, if you're a teacher, please ignore what i wrote up there, all bluff bluff one. *cough* i very hardworking one. really. i also have the ability to fly. yes. really.

training these days damn hardcore i go home no time to do anything alr sigh! i hope i can cope with everything especially since i self-nominated for council omx better vote me k and vote seetow, slau, peng also okay!! i mean, if we get through the interview stage. don't vote us we kill you. okay not really kill, maybe hurt a lot. we ask peng headbutt you, hah, no chance of survival one. (i just realised peng also got butthead. quite cool right.)

btw i am sorry if i look pissed all the time ): it is not my fault my face like that! but you might be right cos i might have just pissed. in the toilet. on the floor. okay kidding. (now you know why aunty whole day got to clean toilet HAHA JKJK!!)

i not much else to say leh! had napfa diagnostic then i scrape through with silver HAHAHA pro or not! thanks for tagging everyone ^^ i must go do at least one chem tutorial before my teacher decides to titrate me or smth. bye.

hi

2008-01-24T05:17:00.000-08:00

YAY with this post, my blog is officially alive!! Again. Ya. Hopefully it remains alive for a few more ... hours or so.

actually i don't have much to say leh ._. got back my HCL result today, got A2, so quite happy! well, happy enough to come back here and blog hahaha i spammed 'yay's on the student signature sheet so hopefully niuyi doesn't mind and hopefully if she does, it'll be too late by then! (:

4P was lowest in the level in terms of results o_0 but actually, i kinda expected that. if you didn't expect that you seriously believe in like santa claus and the tooth fairy and a small-headed peng. however, my heart's out to all of you 4P guys who put in loads of effort but didn't really get the results you expected... hope you guys don't feel too down. >< just gotta pick yourself up and move on. we're all smart ppl right? RIGHT??? i sure hope so since i don't plan to study at all. well maybe i'll read the cover page of our math tutorial booklet. and perhaps the blank side of our notes.

right now i'm still trying to fit in with my new class, it's a huge change from 3P/4P cos everyone's gpa is super high etc but i hope that sooner or later i'll start having fun again cos if not i think i'll jus like. dry up. and die. in a corner. yes.

went to watch 27 dresses (a movie made with girls or insomniacs as its target audience) wif nicyun tzern sebby and there were some terribly stupid (& funny!!) ads like ahloong pte ltd, cj7 and fool's gold. which makes me want to see all of them at once. admittedly, my mind works in strange ways ):

not much else to post, thanks to those who came down to tag stuff!! yay (:

if i'm lucky i'll have time to post tomorrow! but my life in rjc is not so interesting as to have a post everyday, anyway! (saw that rhyme? i'm so cool wth! my 1337 h4x skillz w0rx!) so thx for reading!

test

2008-01-18T19:38:00.000-08:00

the little blue ♥s make it seem like i'm gay.

testing!

TEST

2008-01-13T05:30:00.000-08:00

TESTING... THIS SKIN IS SCREWY

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2007-11-21T23:57:00.000-08:00

Hi to prove that my blog is not dead, here is the post on the final row of our class photo! You know, the one with a shitload of china men. Yup after this I will be going to Taiwan so expect my blog to be dead till 3^rd of December :D unless I get internet access there. Then you can expect me to blog in Chinese! Epic fail ):

19. Leoson

Leoson has been a really nice person these 2 years, just like Joshua. He’s also been really helpful towards me… even though he has become increasingly screwed up in a good way! Hahaha I guess our class just has that kinda influence on people :D well Leoson has been very good to me so I just want to say I really appreciate it and I bet you will be really successful in the future. After that, feel free to donate me money. Thanks.

20. Edmund

Edmund is a paedophile! Who surfs guru/guro/youknowhatimean!! But other than those slightly disturbing personality traits, he is still a really great guy!! It doesn’t matter that he likes girls approximately 15 years younger than him (: or surfs porn which, according to Wikipedia, involves “the dismembering of body parts”. At least, I hope it doesn’t matter. Because actually it is kinda sick. But besides that, Edmund has been a good friend to me, and we’ve played a shit load of dota together with leoson and moses woots! Hope we can still dota when we’re in rj ><>

21. Gan

Gan is also one of the people whom I disliked at the start of sec3, but as the years passed, I have realized that he is actually a super nice person. Even though to some he might seem very ‘extra’ or ‘suck-up’, I have realized that his is not really currying favour, but real passion for subjects such as literature and English, and I respect that (like seetow’s real passion for… passion. Ya. Something like that.) Not only that, he has helped me out a few times with my literature stuffs, and lent me his laptop to play reckless driving hahahaha yay! Our friendship has really progressed throughout these 2 years and I’m proud to say that he is one of my good friends ^^ thx for everyth Gan, maybe we’ll see each other if you’re not swarmed wif gfs in rj. Nabei.

22. Peng

PENG! AHHHHHH!!!! Ok to be really honest, Peng has actually been a key factor in bringing our class closer together ^^ big-head, lollipop, chinaman etc etc… through peng, we have really gotten to know each other better! Besides that, Peng has actually been really nice to all of us, considering the fact we suan/insult/shenzhang him everyday, he has seldom gotten really angry and was able to laugh it all off. Either that or it’s just his gigantic ego (like gigantic head) but let’s just pretend it’s the former reason. Peng has been a really essential member (members?) in our class so I think all of us should really should give him a big hand (shenzhang) and remember him (them? Shit this is bloody confusing…) when we go to rj! Thx peng. Without you, I’d feel like shit. Hahaha kidding!! :D

23. Seetow

Seetow is yet another important member of 4P, like peng! Without Seetow, we’d definitely get into much less trouble, and consequently we’d have much less class spirit. Even though all the teachers seem to hate Seetow, I think we’ll all remember him as one of the bestest friend/classmate we’ve ever had in our time at RI! I don’t really have much to type here, because I am just really grateful to Seetow for all the fun and happiness he has brought to our class over the past 2 years, all the shitty situations he helped me out of (always getting screwed by teachers together), and all the projects we fked up together. Hope we can still continue to screw around together in rj! (no, not that kinda screw D:!! )

24. Slau

Slau and I have both been through a lot of crap together, like our softball season ><>

25. Chee

Bye!

Okay fine, I haven’t finished yet, I was just taking advantage of the situation to do that.

Chee has been a nice person, even though he is always hardcore mugging and doing homework which noone else can be bothered to do. I respect him for that because I wish I could actually be bothered to study ;_; and not follow kevinlim’s example of reading Wikipedia (and uncyclopedia) before exams and tests. Goodluck with your life Chee, I’m pretty sure you’ll be quite successful (although you should actually try taking some time off studying to… I don’t know… say bye back to everyone. Cos tons of people in Singapore say bye to you everyday!!) So… bye, chee, bye! I will rmb to ask chee buy some food for me in RJC, although chee by recess always zao alr. Bye! :D

Okay that is my final blogpost about 4P although you could always come back again to stare at an empty blog!! Actually I’m kidding, I hope I can post more crap for you guys to read… After all, I’ve gotta treasure the holidays before we go to RJ and fk up our lives. And others’ lives. You know… Ya. See you guys!

Btw 4P class gathering? I don’t mind going to sentosa to slack, pls tell me if there’s one!

Here's a picture (against from icanhascheezburger.com) which really reminds me about the stuff our class used to do in 3P! >< happy times... hope we won't forget )):

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2007-11-18T07:30:00.000-08:00

Here is a consecutive post because i feel like it :D

Right Here by Staind

I know I've been mistaken
But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made
I've got some imperfections
But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face

But you always find a way, to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say, to keep me right here waiting
And If you chose to walk away, I'd still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say, to keep you right here waiting

I hope your not intending
To be so condescending it's as much as I can take
You're so independent; you just refuse to bend
So I keep bending till I break

But you always find a way, to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say, to keep me right here waiting
And if you chose to walk away, I'd still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say, to keep you right here waiting

I've made a commitment
I'm willing to bleed for you
I needed fulfillment;
I found what I need in you

Why can't you just forgive me
I don't want to relive all my mistakes
I've made along the way

But I always find a way, to keep you right here waiting
I always find the words to say, to keep you right here waiting

But you always find a way, to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say, to keep me right here waiting
And if I chose to walk away, would you be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say, to keep me right here waiting

Thx to those who have waited and stood by me these years as i stumbled around my life ^^

This pic from icanhascheezburger.com is really nice. woots 4p for epic win!

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2007-11-18T07:17:00.001-08:00

Yay this is my 3rd post in 2 days omgwtfh4x! ^^ It just shows how much time I have. Anyways now I can proceed to the second row of our class photo! And the first guy already gives me a headache…

9. Kevinlim
Kevinlim is just… Kevinlim. When I first saw him in sec3 I thought he would be a damn boring person. And actually, he was for a while. However, I soon found out that whatever that came out of kevinlim’s mouth was just total bullshit. In fact, I have many msn chatlogs of me talking to him and slowly losing braincells (a shitload of them) in the process. However, behind this retarded façade, Kevinlim has actually helped me out through a lot of stuffs, owing to the fact that he’s almost always online. Like me. Thx kevinlim… 4P would have definitely been a lot more boring without you around (rmb your portfolio presentation hahaha!!) but if I get you in my class nxt yr I cfm die!

10. Ding
Ding is very fast. Ding is gay, like Gareth. In fact, he is gay WITH Gareth. But on a more positive note, he is not very tall. Yay :D okay even though I didn’t really talk much to Ding until school nearly ended, it has been fun knowing him. Even though I don’t really want to get too near, just in case…

11. Carvin
0_0 carvin is the master of randomness. He is also the master of sleeping behind a worksheet, with which he does very often in class. In front of the teacher. Who doesn’t notice. Carvin always has a smile on his face (a very disturbing one, but that’s a smile nonetheless) and we can always count on him to say something which leaves everyone (including himself) stumped! ((: Keep it up, don't lose your random streak k ^^

12. Nat
Nat abuses his physical advantages during a soccer game, blinding me when I was just about to take a corner. My resulting kick ended up a few centimeters from my foot. Thanks Nat. Anw I still rmb the way we made Nat laugh for pretty damn long non-stop and we also made him… jiggle. Hahaha! And we made him wear the pink bra! Nat has been really nice to tzern and me in sec4 and we really appreciate it (: thx for letting us taupok you so often too.

13. Merrill
A model pupil, Merrill deserves all your money. Now. Hahaha… No really, I mean it. Now.

14. Moses
Moses parted the –cough- sea! Haha! Truthfully, I thought Moses would be a guaikia. Ya seriously. But then, I saw him pointing middle fingers at the teachers, saying ‘wnk against the wall’, ‘FKING NOOB!!!!!’, ‘FK!!!!’ and I knew that he was like us, an A+ student! Not like Paul, who’s just a fag. Hahahaha I’m really grateful for Moses inviting me out to lan and to his chalet, and basically giving everyone in our class something to laugh about with his pro oral presentations. And now he’s highlighted hair. Ftw!

15. Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee and the PAP was a major force in our classroom :0 in fact, he was the mastermind behind most of the weird shit we did as a class. :D of course, I was never a mastermind. I was one of the model pupils. Hah. Anyway, Daniel Lee always managed to, along with bentay, get our class out of sticky situations like tedric’s ‘rmb to use a condom!’ (okay, sticky was not meant to be a pun) so I guess everyone really has to be really thankful for your great arguing skills! Gdluck in RJ ^^

16. Joshua
Lol Joshua! Joshua is really one of the nicest people in our class… He’s often helping everyone with everything and not bothering about himself, something which I really respect about him. It’s hard to find someone selfless these days. Besides me la. Ya. Joshua has also helped me out whenever I needed moral support etc and anyway I see him 3 times a week at training so I know I won’t lose touch with such a great person! And for those who were at the chalet, I DON’T MEAN THAT KINDA TOUCH!!!

17. Jotham
Hahaha when I saw jotham in sec3, i thought he was gay. After spending 2 years with him… Now im not so sure whether he’s gay, or just bi. Well. He’s been a really great friend to me, sharing notes and everything and of course bitching to me about other people, which is understandable, because he is a slut. Jotham has been with Tzern and me for quite a large amount of time, and we’ve gradually gotten to know each other better and he is really a very nice person and I really do hope we won’t lose sight of each other when he goes screwing guys in RJC and for his sex change when he grows up. Stay strong Jotham! Screw the haters! (No really, they’re mostly guys. Hahahah!!!)

18. Jorel
Jorel. Um. Jorel the Chipmunk/Gymboy has been on an up-and-down relationship with me. Actually, I don’t dare to insult him because Jorel is the imba muscleman who will own me with his manliness should I say something wrong. So Jorel, I wish you the best of luck in RJ ((: Take people’s advice seriously, and you’ll succeed! As long as you… get… smarter. OK KIDDING, DON’T CRUSH ME WITH YOUR MUSCLEZ! :0 All the best! Study hard! Start laughing again! Stop being emo!

And that concludes my super bloody long post. Thanks to people who have the patience to read up till here :D tmr I will be posting the fking longest one because there are 16000 people to post about! Die, ya? Anyway here are somemore pictures of retards together in a bunch ((: have fun everyone!

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2007-11-17T20:48:00.000-08:00

i am still very bored but i'm only going to type about the 2nd row of our class tonight ._.

so here is a nice picture from icanhascheezburger.com :D

)):!!!!

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2007-11-17T06:37:00.000-08:00

Hi guys, I’m feeling really bored which I guess is the reason for me blogging here. Rest assured, once I get something proper to do, this blog will die. Which really contradicts the url, which was actually meant to describe our class. Shit. ._. pls come back here often for updates, which you can expect once a blog. Or something like that.

After receiving Jotham’s letter (a card he gave me), I have decided to address the class in a similar fashion. Although not as gay. I’ll type a short msg to everyone in class on my blog, not only because I have really nothing to do now, but also because I have no money to buy paper, and my pen is over there! Up till now, I can’t really remember our class index number list. So I’ll go according to our class photo. Formal one duh 0_0 informal one can die!!

1. Will
To be honest, I disliked Will at the start of sec3. You can hardly blame me, as he was the strictest prefect around. And he booked me a few times too ;_; I was innocent I swearz! Anw, he’s changed because now he’s much friendlier, and more importantly, he has stopped booking people in our class. Eating in class? No problem. Playing soccer in class? Okay. Peng? BOOK HIM HAHA! It’s good that I can remember Will as a friend. (:

2. Paul
Uhhh… Paul you’re a fag. Since you probably won’t read this blog … FAG! HAHA :D

3. Bentay
Bentay you have really been one of the core members of our class, getting us into some shit and fortunately getting us back out again. I’m glad that I’ve known someone like you who is always full of screwy ideas! You’ve always managed to help me out of tight spots such as my philo assignment so I’m happy that I’ve had you as a friend for 2 years, and hopefully more than that. Thx for everything.

4. Hiok
Hiok is umm. Uhh. Over-friendly, if you know what I mean ;_; anw, even though we weren’t really THAT close (I am not talking about physically, you fags) these 2 years, he has really been a pal, helping me out with some of my more personal matters when I’m like emo and stuff. Well, I hope our friendship won’t fade away. Or rock away. You know... rockingaway... :D Hah, im a whiz at these kinda puns zomg. But hopefully not as 'pro' as Peng.

5. Tzern
Tzern has been one of my bestest friends these 2 years, which is amazing considering I didn’t even know him in sec1 and 2. He’s been with me every step of the way, and sitting beside me for I suspect 2 years 0_0 wow. And I can’t really recall many (if any) projects I didn’t do with him. Ok besides our last literature play. I know if there’s anyone I can depend on it would be Tzern, although he tricked me the last time where he told me his parents wouldn’t be home that soon but they did. When I was topless. And shouting out the window. >: ( nabei. Anw I rly rly hope that my friendship with tzern is not going to end because it has lasted 2 years and it must have been tough for him, sitting nxt to me is not easy! ^^ thx tzern for everything.

6. Tedric
Bet everyone can still remember the guaikia who was our monitor in sec3 under fsf! Fortunately, tedric has changed for the… uh… tedric has changed. Yes. Eating bread under the table for epic win 0_0 tedric has been really helpful to me for these 2 years especially when I don’t complete my hw etc so thanks tedric ^^ I hope you never get a gun though.

7. Gareth
I admit, I have not really made an effort to know Gareth well these 2 years. However, I do know that he is gay. Which is enough for just about everyone.

8. Tom
Tom has managed to sleep through classes without getting pwned by the teachers. That is a skill I really need. Even though I still sleep in classes. And get pwned by teachers. Not fair. Tom has been rly nice and all even though we always poke fun at him etc.. (tom dick harry cough cough) and all that stuffs like that ^^ you’re the most lenient prefect, along with gareth, in our class. Good for you :D bros before hos!

Okay i'll stop now cos it's getting quite late. And i want to play cs. So... i'll continue with the second row of our class tomorrow ((: cheers everyone~

4P07 :D